Ironic Times

 NO. 174 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 12 - 18, 2004 

Jan 5
Jan 19
 
NASA'S ROVER SENDS BACK
STUNNING COLOR PHOTOS
OF MARS
Seen here, rocks litter barren, lifeless Martian surface.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saddam Admits to Betting on
His Own Wars

Hopes confession will lead to entry into Dictators Hall of Fame.
England: Royal Family Rocked
By New Scandal

So tawdry and bizarre it can't be mentioned in an online publication.
Men and Women Declared Equal in New Afghan Constitution
But men are more equal.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Study: Stranded Passengers Now a Majority
They may wield “considerable clout” in November.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Plan: Immigrants Can
Work Here Temporarily

And vote.
Immigration Plan Gets
Wide Support

It will allow in those “willing to do the dirty work.”
 
REMINDER
   100 years from now no one will
   remember that we destroyed the
   environment.
 
Anti-Gay Group’s Own Poll Finds 60% Support Same-Sex Marriage
A spokesman for the American Family Association was “in hiding” and unavailable for comment.
Only 1000 New Jobs
Created in December

Mostly butlers, French maids, au pairs.
 
YOUR GOVERNMENT IN ACTION
Dept. of Labor Now Advising
Employers On How to Avoid
Overtime, Cut Wages

Housing Dept. advising landlords on how to
raise rents, evict tenants.
FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE

   Copyright 2004 Ironic Times 
 

lululemon black friday canada goose black friday lululemon cyber monday kate spade cyber monday Abercrombie and fitch black friday victoria's secret black friday gucci black friday Oakley cyber monday pandora black friday tory burch black friday michael kors cyber monday uggs black Friday victoria secret cyber monday jordan cyber monday canada goose black friday kate spade cyber monday beats by dre cyber Monday victoria secret cyber monday victoria secret cyber monday beats by dre black Friday beats by dre black Friday michael kors black Friday nike cyber monday beats by dre black friday uggs cyber monday uggs black Friday louis vuitton cyber monday coach cyber monday uggs cyber monday moncler cyber monday Mulberry cyber monday Juicy Couture black friday north face black friday michael kors black Friday moncler cyber monday beats by dre cyber Monday Polo Ralph Lauren black friday michael kors cyber Monday north face black friday uggs black friday burberry cyber Monday coach cyber Monday dior black friday beats by dre black Friday sale Uggs cyber monday michael kors black Friday michael kors cyber Monday north face cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs black friday uggs black friday beats by dre black Friday sale michael kors cyber Monday coach cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors cyber Monday north face cyber monday deals north face cyber monday deals chanel cyber monday michael kors black Friday uggs black friday beats by dre cyber Monday uggs black friday michael kors cyber Monday mcm cyber monday kate spade black friday michael kors black Friday Montblanc black friday canada goose cyber monday Oakley cyber Monday uggs cyber monday coach black friday beats by dre black Friday sale uggs black friday Hollister cyber Monday kate spade cyber monday north face cyber monday michael kors cyber Monday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors black Friday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs black friday uggs black friday michael kors black Friday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday beats by dre black friday beats by dre cyber Monday michael kors cyber Monday beats by dre cyber Monday north face cyber monday michael kors cyber Monday beats by dre cyber Monday beats by dre cyber Monday michael kors cyber Monday north face cyber monday michael kors cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors black friday uggs cyber monday michael kors cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors black friday michael kors black friday uggs cyber monday michael kors black friday north face cyber monday uggs black friday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday north face cyber monday uggs black friday uggs cyber monday north face cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs black friday