Ironic Times

 NO. 174 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 12 - 18, 2004 

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Jan 19
 
NASA'S ROVER SENDS BACK
STUNNING COLOR PHOTOS
OF MARS
Seen here, rocks litter barren, lifeless Martian surface.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saddam Admits to Betting on
His Own Wars

Hopes confession will lead to entry into Dictators Hall of Fame.
England: Royal Family Rocked
By New Scandal

So tawdry and bizarre it can't be mentioned in an online publication.
Men and Women Declared Equal in New Afghan Constitution
But men are more equal.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Study: Stranded Passengers Now a Majority
They may wield “considerable clout” in November.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Plan: Immigrants Can
Work Here Temporarily

And vote.
Immigration Plan Gets
Wide Support

It will allow in those “willing to do the dirty work.”
 
REMINDER
   100 years from now no one will
   remember that we destroyed the
   environment.
 
Anti-Gay Group’s Own Poll Finds 60% Support Same-Sex Marriage
A spokesman for the American Family Association was “in hiding” and unavailable for comment.
Only 1000 New Jobs
Created in December

Mostly butlers, French maids, au pairs.
 
YOUR GOVERNMENT IN ACTION
Dept. of Labor Now Advising
Employers On How to Avoid
Overtime, Cut Wages

Housing Dept. advising landlords on how to
raise rents, evict tenants.
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