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FOOD
McDonald's Offers Reduced-Carb Big Mac Without Cheese, Buns, Special Sauce, Onions
Or Non-Carb Big Mac without cheese, buns, special sauce, onions, meat patties, pickles or lettuce.
 
SPORTS
Oops! Cubs Fans Destroy
Wrong Baseball

Mistakenly explode ball from last World Series title, in 1908.
College Football: Big Ten
To Use Instant Replay

Players will be allowed to retake courses they failed.
World Bully Championships Held In Japan
Winners in the Heavyweight Pairs division show off their bullying skills.
FEATURE
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has called for a Constitutional Amendment which would make foreign-born immigrants:
A )Eligible for education
B )Eligible for drivers licenses
C )Eligible for health care
D )Eligible to be president

Breaking the ice at his meeting in Haiti with members of the opposition, Colin Powell got the biggest laughs with which of the following jokes?
A )I just flew in from D.C., and boy are my arms tired!
B )I've been in love with the same woman for 40 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
C )We cannot support a government which comes to power through violence.

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