| HIGH TECH |
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 New
Tiny Disk Drive Can Hold All the
World’s Knowledge
That and a quarter (right) will buy
you a pack of gum. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Fans Angered By Some
Superstars’ Suspected Steroid Use
Want their own team’s superstars to use them. |
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Baseball’s Latest Drug Scandal
Points Finger at Umpires
Some reportedly take LSD before games,
saying it sharpens their senses. |
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| BARGAIN OF THE WEEK |
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Free Epson Stylus CX5400
Printer, With Purchase of 5
Epson Ink Cartridges
Runner-Up: Free Ford Explorer SUV, with purchase of
full tank of Exxon gasoline. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Spring Break in Cancun
Takes on More Somber Tone
Vacationing students (left) meet to
discuss current events. |
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| One rule of thumb in television, besides
keeping your thumb on the remote, is that
they’ll cancel your favorite shows and
replace them with ones you don’t like.
Here are a few to look forward to in the
weeks ahead: |
| “American Jesus” (CBS): Which of 16 hunks
can withstand the suffering of Christ and end
up nailed to a cross? Not sure I want to know,
but the winner takes home a million bucks,
if that’s enough of a lure. |
| “World Three Card Monte Tour”
(USA): Amateurs
get to play against professionals in this fast-moving
game of luck, most of it bad. You might want to
tune in for the many locations and cinema verité
camera work. |
| “The Miracle of the New Medicare Bill” (Fox):
Ostensibly a real news program focusing on the
“money-saving features” of the President’s
Medicare bill, this show is long on yack, short on yocks.
I never thought I'd say this, but a laugh
track would help. |
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