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FASHION
Fall Fashions Put Emphasis on Safety
Model (left) wears formfitting design guaranteed to stop most low-bore munitions and pellet guns.
 
DID YOU KNOW?
Contrary to what you may hear from the liberal media, feminazis, terrorist Democrats and others who hate America, your tax dollars are lifting the spirits of our men and women serving in Iraq by providing American Forces Radio with "The Rush Limbaugh Show."
 
SPORTS
Most Recent Citation of Baseball Uncovered
An article in today's Seattle Post-Intelligencer describes a baseball game in considerable detail.
Arena Skeet Shooting Returns for Shaky Second Season
Attendance dropped steadily in first year.
Report: 10 to 15% of Team Mascots on Steroids
20 to 25% are on hallucinogens.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Chiang Ming
Fifteen years ago, with the whole world watching, he stopped tanks in Tiananmen Square. Today, he runs a $10-million-a-year business selling t-shirts emblazoned with that image. When asked why he stood there, in the middle of the street, blocking the Chinese army, he laughs. “To get to the other side.”

O.J. Simpson
Ten years ago, the Heisman Trophy-winning football star murdered his wife and another man. Today, he lives in Florida, plays golf “as often as possible,” and makes frequent public appearances. “Mostly in sand traps,” he jokes.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Bald Eagle to Be Taken Off Endangered Species List
It can once again be hunted, served in restaurants.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Supreme Court Rules Constitution Unconstitutional
Throws it back to founders to come up with better document.

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