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MISCELLANEOUS
New Aluminum Beer Bottle Keeps Beer Colder Longer
Just in time for global warming.
 
HIGH TECH
Disposable Digital Cameras Make Their Debut
Simply snap a picture, delete it, then dump it in the trash.
 
SPORTS
Olympics Gymnastics Judges
Leave For Home

Head back to Florida, where they serve as election officials.
Women's Beach Volleyball Passes Pro Football as Most Popular Spectator Sport
Recent exposure during Olympics may have helped, say experts.
Kidz Korner - 1
According to the First Amendment to the Constitution, a "Free Speech Zone" is:
A) Anywhere in the United States of America.
B) A tiny, heavily guarded enclosure at a remote, safe distance from public officials.

Kidz Korner - 2
President Bush helped to put more money in the pockets of Americans with his tax cuts. Can you match the money saved (right column) with the groups (left column) who saved it?
Taxpayers   Money Saved
1) Top 1%, average earnings $1.2 million   A) $1,090
2) Middle 20%, average earnings $51,000   B) $250
3) Bottom 20%, average earnings $16,620   C) $78,000

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