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PAGE THREE – SEPTEMBER 13 - 19, 2004 
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ART
Michelangelo's Fully Restored "David" Goes on Public Display
To view it you must be 17, or accompanied by an adult.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Cubs, Red Sox Begin Late-Season Run
Filled with a deep sense of foreboding.
NFL Season Begins
Men bid farewell to wives, families until Feb. 7, 2005.
 
LIFESTYLE
Bush Calls for Ban on Gay Wedding Cakes
Constitutional amendment faces uphill battle, say legal experts.
Rival to TiVo Looks Like a Winner!
TV producers won't like it, but the new ViTo does things you could only dream of years ago. Hook it up to an online service and it automatically records every one of your favorite commercials, skipping the programming completely. Missed an ad for A-1 Steak Sauce? McDonald's? Cialis? Not with ViTo. You can even pause a commercial while it's running, get up, go to the kitchen for a snack, come back and watch the rest of it without missing a beat. $199.95 (plus monthly $14.95 Internet fee) directly from ViTo.
 
PUBLISHING
Playboy Features Nude Video Game Vixens
Also contains revealing pictorial on Ms. Pac-Man.

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