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MEDIA
"Naked News" Reporters Taken Hostage in Iraq
Previously unknown group claims responsibility.
ENTERTAINMENT
Computer-Animated Actors Promise Greater Profits for Studios
Computer-animated audiences promise greater losses.
 
INTERNET
Sales of Virtual Goods
Pass $100 Million

But with absolutely nothing to show for it.
 
BUSINESS
Digital Camera for Dogs Introduced
In Japan

Owners can look forward to plenty of close-ups of other dogs' genitals.
SCIENCE
NASA Introduces Powerful Supercomputer Designed to Predict Weather More Accurately
System can simultaneously look out millions of windows.
 
Scientist Discovers New Human Species in Indonesia
Homo floresiensis lived only 13,000 years ago, according to Harvard paleontologist J. Lawrence Fleming (above).
NASA: Saturn's Moon Titan Resembles Early Earth
It has a surplus, cleaner air, no war.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA to Allow Dumping of Toxic
Waste, Bodies in New Jersey

Last-minute move politically motivated, say critics.

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