Ironic Times

 NO. 219 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 22 - 28, 2004 

Nov 15
Nov 29
BUSH STRANGLES NATIONAL THANKSGIVING TURKEY
“Didn't care for how it was looking at me,” he explains.
WORLD NEWS
Powell's Claims on Iran's Weapons Questioned by World Leaders
For some reason.
Marines Promise Thorough
Probe of Videotaped Prisoner
Shooting in Falluja

Cameraman has been relieved of duty
pending investigation.
Insurgents Routed From
Stronghold, Says Rumsfeld

None left at CIA headquarters in Virginia.
Forecast: 239% Increase in Afghanistan's Opium Crop
Shown: Afghanistan's new Finance Minister.
U. S. NEWS
Greenspan Discovers Trade Deficit
Somehow overlooked it before election.
Frist Promises to Change
Filibuster Rules In Senate

Claims tool to protect rights of minority was never intended for Democrats.
White House Sees One Area of
Savings in Second Term

Documents used to justify war in Iraq need only slight alteration to justify war in Iran.
 
REMINDER
   The world is going to hell, now
   get over it.
 
House Rules Changed So Tom
DeLay Can Remain Majority
Leader if Indicted

Will be further amended if he's convicted.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Bald Eagles Flying Once
Again Over Potomac

Confirmed when Justice Scalia “bagged one” last week.
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