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PEOPLE
Rice Replaces Powell as Secretary of State
She'll conduct tours of State Department Museum, which replaces State Department.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
All-Black Version of
“The Honeymooners” Being
Filmed in Ireland

All-Irish version of “A Raisin in the Sun” being filmed in Brooklyn.
 
BUSINESS
Mitsubishi Motors Chief Announces Risky Change in Strategy
Will shift focus from financing to selling cars.
Hardee's Restaurants Introduce 1420-Calorie Burger With 107 Grams of Fat
“Monster Thickburger” available only in states that have not outlawed assisted suicide.
MEDIA
Rolling Stone Names “Like
A Rolling Stone” Best Song
Of All Time

People names “People (Who Love People)” Best Song of All Time.
 
SCIENCE
Possible “Missing Link” Discovered in Spain
Pierolapithecus catalaunicus lived 13 million years ago and dated both chimps and humans.
 
NASA Launches Probe to Black Hole
Payload carries thousands of “sensitive government documents.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Staring at Computer Screens Can Lead to Blindness

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