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PICTURE OF THE WEEK
 
  Presidents Gather for Clinton
Library Dedication

From left: George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush; former President Ford (not seen) got stuck in revolving door.
 
FACTOID
One in Four Californians Say
They're Considering Moving

Three in four Californians, having heard that, now say they're considering staying.
 
SPORTS
Barry Bonds Named
Most Valuable Player

Victor Conte named Most Valuable Friend.
ABC Apologizes for Racy “Monday Night Football” Intro
Network execs “shocked” to discover sex was used to promote professional sport.
ODDS 'N ENDS
Ashcroft Explains Why He's Leaving
Rapture Alert (below) recently turned red.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Bowflex Recalls 800,000
Fitness Machines

Defect poses little danger - most of them already in garages, attics.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
10-Year-Old Grilled Cheese Sandwich Bearing Image of Virgin Mary Auctioned on EBay
Winning bidder pays $42,376, later complains it's “rancid and inedible.”

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