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ENTERTAINMENT
  "Baywatch" Chosen Worst Foreign TV Series Ever by Brits
But among the best written.
 
MEDIA
Tom Brokaw Signs Off for Last Time
At least that's what it sounded like he was saying.
 
TRAVEL
New York Hotel Offering
$10,000 Martini

With a two-drink minimum.
 
BUSINESS
Coca-Cola Reports Record Earnings
Company credits increased sales at zoos and wildlife sanctuaries.
SCIENCE
Cal Tech President: U.S. Falling Behind in Science
But leads world in Creationism, Intelligent Design.
 
Biodegradable Cellphone Becomes Sunflower When Discarded
Sunflower offers call waiting, 1000 free minutes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: 44% of Americans Now
Take Prescription Drugs Daily

Pharmaceutical industry calls statistic promising.
Study: Stress Definitely Linked to Premature Aging
And you don't have much time to do something about it!
FDA: Female Sex Drug
Needs More Study

Male researchers “still not sure” if it works, requiring further trials, more partners.

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