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THE YEAR IN PICTURES
 
Ohio Voting Irregularities Under Investigation
However, Bush voters (right) reported no problems.
 
Japanese Robot Provides Companionship for Elderly
Tells jokes about incontinence, high cost of medication, abandonment by family members.
 
Jaguars Safety Decapitates Packers Receiver
Jaguars penalized 15 yards, severely scolded.
 
French Cheese Deemed World's Smelliest
Warning: Do Not Get Within Two Feet of Your Computer Screen.
 
Election Reform Moves Forward in Iraq
Simpler lottery system will replace cumbersome, dangerous balloting.
      
 
Camera-Equipped Mini-Helicopter Shown Off at Trade Show
Aimed at the voyeur who has everything.
 
Alice Cooper Receives Final Star on Hollywood “Walk of Fame”
Every celebrity now has one, it's explained following ceremony.
 
New Alabama Driver's License Features Hologram
When illuminated, state seal glows, if you're white.
 
Jackie Chan Receives Honorary Degree
From Kung Fu U.
 
National Rifle Association Begins Own News Service
Its motto: “We shoot, you decide.”

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