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PEOPLE
Rather Makes Last Appearance as Network Anchorman
Wants to spend more time thinking about his impact.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Martha Stewart Aims at Wider Audience
New season includes shows on making moonshine, “meth.”
 
MILESTONES
30 Years Ago This Week:
America's Most Admired List

In 1975, the top five were:
 
1. O.J. Simpson
2. Robert Blake
3. Michael Jackson
4. Phil Spector
5. President Ford
 
BUSINESS
Mafia Upset By Bankruptcy Bill
Elimination of 30% interest ceiling puts credit card companies on even footing with mob.
McDonald's May Start Outsourcing Drive-Thru Orders
Just state your order in clear, easy-to-understand Hindi.
SCIENCE
Brit Scientist Claims Plants
Have Intelligence

And a wonderful sense of humor.
NASA: Milky Way Filled
With Black Holes

And at its center: rich, creamy nougat.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Ex-Surgeon General: 80,000
Blacks Die Yearly Due To
Disparities in Health Care

But gap closing as health care for whites worsens.
 
More Schools Making Switch to Healthy Lunches
Balanced meal (shown) found in trash bin consists of fruits, vegetables, whole grain bread.
 
CORRECTION
Last week we mistakenly reported that lobbyists, representing minimum wage workers who contributed heavily to lawmakers' reelection campaigns, used their clout to force a robust increase in the minimum wage. In fact these workers have no lobbyists, no money to contribute and no clout to use, and the bill favors business interests. We apologize for any confusion resulting from the error.

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