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ODDS 'N ENDS
Farmers Protest New Indecency Law
Complain it's prohibitively expensive.
 
HIGH TECH
Australian Outback Wired for Broadband
Aborigines had complained of “primitive” dial-up connections.
 
FACTOID
Americans Still Spend More on Books Than on CDs, DVDs and Video Games
Nevertheless, makers of CDs, DVDs and video games say they like the long-term forecast.
 
SPORTS
New Yankee Stadium Announced
Critics complain it's being built on sacred Cleveland Indian burial ground.
Tyson Calls it Quits
He'll fight only twenty-three more times.
FEATURE
Which one of the following steps is the Army not taking to offset continued recruiting shortfalls?
A )Raising signing bonus to $20,000.
B )Adding thousands more recruiters.
C )Spending $200 million on upbeat TV ads.
D )Sending sons and daughters of prominent Administration hawks to fight on front lines in Iraq.
E )Lowering standards.
Hint: Seen any pictures of Jenna in uniform?
 
RELIGION
Florida Woman Discovers Potato Chip Bearing Image of Jesus
Finds it in bag of Jesus Crisp Potato Chips

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