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Miss World
Got Cosmetic Nose, Breast
Surgery
Next year two titles:
“Miss Before Surgery
World” and
“Miss After Surgery
World” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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AP Poll: Americans Prefer
Watching Movies at Home
Alone, with shades down, door locked. |
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| BOOKS |
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Saddam's New Novel to Be
Published This Week
From Butcher of Baghdad to Dorito Bandito
said to be autobiographical. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Six Top Executives Resign
At Krispy Kreme
To spend more time with their
nutritionists. |
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New Car
Claims Top Mileage Title
Runs on gravity. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Inventor of Integrated Circuit Dies
Had vision in 1958 of world where people
could call, tell each other, “I'm stuck in traffic.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Research Shows Individual
Neurons Recognize Halle Berry, Jennifer
Aniston
Replacing neurons previously used to
recognize family members. |
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South Korean Researchers
Extract Stem Cells From
Cloned Human Embryos
Breakthrough means we'll be able to live
forever, in South Korea. |
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 2,000-Year- Old Shoe
Found in Tree in
England
But 2,000-year-old sock still missing. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Warning Proposed for Viagra,
Cialis, Levitra
“The Surgeon General has determined
that this product may cause blindness
(but it's worth it).” |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we mistakenly
reported that the House had passed a bill
making it a crime to defile the
Constitution by torturing prisoners. In
fact the bill will amend the Constitution
to make it a crime to defile the flag to
protest torturing prisoners. We regret
the error. |
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