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POLITICS
Abramoff Clients Paid Grover Norquist $25,000 For 15 Minutes With Bush
For $10,000 they got half an hour.
ENTERTAINMENT
Bob Dylan Ain't Gonna Work on
Maggie's Farm No More

But signs a nice deal with Starbucks.
 
BUSINESS
Most Houses Now Unaffordable
For First-Time Buyers

NBA lottery picks, drug kingpins buck trend.
U.S. Autos Tops in J.D. Power Dependability Ratings
Can be depended on to break down.
ENVIRONMENT
Documents Show Before Rejecting Kyoto Treaty Administration Sought Expert Scientific Advice
From ExxonMobil.
SCIENCE
Study: Mars Can Become Habitable By Injecting Greenhouse Gases Into Its Atmosphere
Thousands of unsold SUVs may be shipped to Red Planet.
After Lengthy
Court Battle
Anthropologists
Begin Study of
9300-Year-Old
Kennewick Man

Was 47 when court battle began.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Zinc-Fortified Foods Help Teens Think Better
Adding small chunks of zinc to pizza and burgers forces kids to think about what they're eating.
Study: Meat, Milk From Cloned
Animals Nearly Identical to
Normal Animals

Similar study comes to almost same conclusion.
Canada Approves Drug Derived
From Marijuana

Relieves chronic boredom caused by watching same TV shows over and over.

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