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ENTERTAINMENT
  TV: Jesus Big Winner at Last
Supper Poker Game

Eliminates remaining apostle after bluffing with a pair of threes.
Bush Appoints Two to Top Posts at Corporation for Public Broadcasting
New leaders, who've given $1 million to GOP, will try to shield CPB from political bias.
LAW
Supreme Court Agrees to Hear Anna Nicole Smith's Case
But only if she argues it herself.
NEW PRODUCTS
Smart Beer Mat Senses When Glass Nears Empty, Orders Refill
Then leaves pre-recorded message on wife's cellphone, e-mails boss, withdraws money from bank account, orders another refill.
SCIENCE
Next-Generation GPS Satellite Launched Into Orbit
Advanced technology can now track your every move, from one side of the couch to the other.
Intelligent Design Trial: Creationist Theory Demonstrated
Below: jurors look on as actor portraying God lifts planets into proper orbits.
 
 
CORRECTION
We erroneously reported that President Bush had appointed a timber company lobbyist to head the National Forest Service, a partner in a law firm most well known for union-busting as Assistant Secretary of Labor, a mining industry lobbyist who believes public lands are unconstitutional to be in charge of public lands, a utility lobbyist who represented the nation's worst polluters as head of the Clean Air Division at the EPA, a lobbyist for the American Petroleum Institute onto the Council on Environmental Quality and a veteran to head the Women's Health Section of the FDA. In fact, the woman he named to head the Women's Health Section of the FDA is not a veteran. She is a veterinarian. We regret any confusion this may have caused.

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