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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 24 - 30, 2005
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PEOPLE
British Mag: Noam Chomsky World's Top Intellectual
Beats out four others, all of whom are in jail.
 
MEDIA
As Newly Energized Media Focuses
On Mounting Evidence, Public Can
No Longer Ignore the Truth

Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn really are an item.
 
SPORTS
Poll: 8 in 10 Fans Think Umpires
Doing “Good to Excellent” Job

Only 2 in 10 want to “maim or kill” them.
NBA Adopts New Dress Code
Coaches can be fined for wearing plaid sports jackets, turtlenecks, pastel-colored pants, white shoes.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Chinese Astronauts
Return From Space

Younger but wiser.
FEATURE
According to policies put in place by the Bush Administration, when is it OK for the United States to use torture?
A )When somebody thinks a prisoner might possibly know something.
B )After all framed copies of the Bill of Rights and the Geneva Conventions have been turned to the wall.
C )When we don't care for somebody's attitude.
C )Whenever we feel like it.
Hint: You may choose more than one!
 
ODDS 'N ENDS
Robot Fish Drawing Crowds at British Aquarium
Operators have “no idea” how it got there.
Pollsters Determine Safest
Place to Live

Then move there without telling anyone where it is.

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