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HIGH TECH
$100 Laptop Created for World's Poorest Countries
Soon, hundreds of millions will be able to download pics of Pamela Anderson.
 
RELIGION
Web-Based WikiReligion Causing Confusion Among Adherents
“First we believe in God, then we don't, then we do,” says one befuddled believer.
Study: Churchgoers Do
Better Financially Than
Those Who Don't Attend

Praise the Lord.
 
SPORTS
Pro Wrestling Enacts Toughest
Steroid Policy Yet

Lifetime suspension for any wrestler caught not using them.
“Smart” Soccer Ball Senses When Goal Is Scored
Replaces “dumb” soccer ball, which hasn't got a clue.
FEATURE
Last week President Bush did not use which one of the following arguments in his counterattack against critics of his prewar campaign for invading Iraq:
A )The truth is demoralizing our troops, so stop telling it.
B )I believed my lies, you believed my lies, so we're equally responsible.
C )I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Over 7 Million Prisoners in
U.S. Jails Last Year

Many of them guilty.
Texas Town Changes Name in Exchange for Free Satellite TV
DISH, formerly known as Adelphia Cable Creek, must keep name for ten years.

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