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POLITICS
California: Beatty, Reiner Test Unfavorably Against Arnold in Latest Voter Survey
 
  Most have negative impression of “cold-blooded gangster,” “slovenly son-in-law” versus “that nice kindergarten cop.”
 
RELIGION
Nepalese Boy Hailed As Reincarnation Of Buddha
Returned into earthly body after 2,500 years in Nirvana to experience Xbox 360, iPod, HDTV.
Report: 10% of All St. John's Seminary Graduates Accused of Molesting Minors
Suspicion focusing on school's Department of Pedophilia.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Latest Report: Global Warming
A Lot Worse Than Feared

Replaces previous report that global warming was a lot worse than feared.
FEATURE
To prove that the United States does not use torture, despite an announced policy which allows it and overwhelming evidence that we're using it, Bush, Cheney, McClellan and now CIA head Porter Goss have:
A )repeated the mantra “we do not torture” over and over and over again.
B )threatened to subject critics to the interrogation techniques we're using to extract information from prisoners.
C )offered to personally undergo those techniques themselves.
Hint: The answer isn't the one you'd like it to be.
 
EDUCATION
Florida Teacher Who Had Sex With 14-Year-Old Student Loses Her Teaching Credential
Named Teacher of the Year by Penthouse.

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