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ENTERTAINMENT
Success of Movie About Gay Cowboys Having Ripple Effect
Already in pipeline: films about gay outlaws, gay Indians, gay horses.
Stallone Finally Begins Filming
Latest
Rocky Sequel
Production delayed due to confusing new Medicare plan.
Bob Dylan to Host Satellite
Radio Show

Reclusive music icon will join lineup including “DJ” J.D. Salinger and “Top 40 With Thomas Pynchon.”
 
BUSINESS
Food Producers Shift to Making
Healthier Products

Consumers shift to making their own junk food.
Humanoids Form Union
International Alliance of Androids will demand job security, health benefits, better working conditions.
MAN ON THE STREET
This Week's Question: Do you agree with the ban on torture?
Caligula, emperor: If you ban torture you might as well ban fun.
Attila, hun: Absolutely not. In fact, I'd like to torture you right now.
Torquemada, inquisitor: No. Say, you wouldn't happen to be Jewish, would you?
Vlad, impaler: It would depend on your definition of torture. I define it as an effective law enforcement tool.
Idi Amin, cab driver: Only if you give me a good tip.

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