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THE YEAR IN PICTURES
 
 
Photo Booth Fad Reaches White House
President Bush mugs for the camera.
 
Prom Dress Made Of Condoms Debuts
"Because you can't be too careful these days," says manufacturer.
 
Global Warming Good News for Arctic Golfers
PGA seeking corporate sponsor for North Pole Open.
 
Rumsfeld Serves Food to Troops in Iraq
Shown: he hands out slices of seven- layer cakewalk.
 
Big Box Stores Face New Threat
Growing competition from "bigger box" stores.
      
 
 
Toyota Concept Car Gets Over 200 Miles Per Gallon
But driver must sit on passenger's lap.
 
Scientists Decipher Chimp DNA
"Our work has just begun," says project director Dr. Samuel G. Llewellyn (left).
 
 
Napoleon's Tooth Put Up for Auction
Money needed to quell riots in Paris.
 
Thousands Compete in Elvis Marathon
Elvis barely beats Elvis.
 
Iraq Frees Mrs. Anthrax, Dr. Germ
Both now hope to meet Mr. Right.

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