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PEOPLE
Laura Bush Bio Has Book Industry Abuzz
In it she discusses love affairs (right), college drug dealing and her current vice, barbiturates.
 
BUSINESS
ExxonMobil Moves to Top
Of Fortune 500

Credits price gouging, limiting refinery output to pass Wal-Mart, which was forced to pay huge fines.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
April 15th Declared National Holiday
In Cayman Islands.
 
CORRECTION
 
In a recent story on efforts to cut red tape to help victims of Hurricane Katrina, we reported that the Bush Administration has approved hurricane disaster-recovery loans at a higher rate than any administration in the past 15 years. In fact, the Bush Administration rejected hurricane disaster-recovery loans at a higher rate than any administration in the past 15 years. We regret any confusion caused by our mistake.
SCIENCE
Astronomers Spot Alcohol Cloud
288 Billion Miles Across

Could shed light on how this swingin' universe got started.
9,000-Year-Old Dental Drill, Drilled Teeth Found in Pakistan
Also cave painting stressing importance of flossing.
 
 
Fish Fossil May Be Missing Link That First Crawled Ashore 375 Million Years Ago
Model (above) wears look of anxious anticipation, as if to say “I'm not so sure this is such a great idea.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
University of Michigan Study: Job
Insecurity Causes Serious Illness

Chief worry: losing health coverage.
Study: Severely Cutting Calories
May Increase Lifespan

If you call that living.

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