| ADVERTISING |
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Ads on Sheep
Bringing Results
Retailers report spending
by shepherds up 50%. |
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| INTERNET |
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Survey: Kids Can Easily Get
Around Most Web Filters
Adults need kids' help. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Canadian Scientists Developing Drug
That Erases Bad Memories
Administration wants to add it to nation's drinking water. |
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China: Better
Nutrition Causing Larger
Bust Sizes
Chinese men demand
“even better”
nutrition. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| In a recent article on the Ford Motor Co.'s
plan to lay off 30,000 employees, we
reported erroneously that, to save the most
money first, the layoffs would begin with
overpaid top managers responsible for poor
planning, then work down the ladder to the
less well-paid jobs on the assembly lines. In
fact, the layoffs will start and end with the
lowest-paid workers. We regret the error. |
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THE
AFTERLIFE
by Earl Wilson
Heaven just got more
heavenly with the opening
of Toots Shor's new dive,
a lure for late greats
like Jackie Gleason,
Eddie Arcaro,
“Slapsie Maxie”
Rosenbloom and an
extremely trimmed-down
Charles Atlas, who
stopped by to flex for
the B.W. and ask us to
remind the living to stay
off steroids. Done!
John Lennon says he had
nothing to do with that
cheesy pay-per-view
seance last week.
“Is it me, or is it
getting hotter down
there?” cracked brainy
Carl Sagan to
co-presenter Jayne
Mansfield (Va-Va-Voom!)
before a lifeless crowd
at last night's Dead Oscar Awards.
Earl's Pearls: Is it me,
or did that show go on
for an eternity?
Ethel Merman's looking
for a new recording
contract, figuring she's
loud enough to overcome
the fact she's dead.
That's oil, brother. |
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