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HIGH TECH
World's Largest Laundromat Runs On Renewable Energy
Geothermal energy powers washers, solar collectors power dryers, wind turbines power fans that cool customers, cloned hamsters on treadmills power change machine.
 
SPORTS
Journeyman Pitcher Admits Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs
Some call for adding asterisk to his mediocre statistics.
Several Americans Gather to Watch World Cup Match in Store Window
They're cited for loitering.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
World's Oldest Condom Goes on Display
Austrian museum showing 1640 relic next to wallet it was found in.
How could things in Iraq get any worse?
A ) Kurds in north declare independence, Turkey invades.
B ) Shiite, Sunni militias have bloody gun battle in new Iraqi parliament.
C )Everybody in Baghdad simultaneously abducted.
D )Entire country swallowed up by gigantic sinkhole.
  Hint: If either A), B), C) or D) happens while you're taking quiz, pick one of the others.
 
INTERNET
New York's Central Park
Getting Wi-Fi Service

Special .mug domain created just for area.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS...
New Plan to Limit Illegal Immigration
Goes Into Effect

Involves shrinking economy until it's smaller than Mexico's.

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