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PEOPLE
Saudi Royal Family Makes Surprise Visit to Washington
But only to refuel on their way to China.
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Designates Toxic Info on 140
Superfund Sites “Confidential”

Sensitive, personal info strictly between chemical industry and GOP.
 
SPORTS
World Cup: American Hooligans
Beat Up English Hooligans

Bodes well for 2010.
Baseball: Home Runs Up 25% Since Screening for Steroids Began
Now critics want players tested for hot dogs, beer.
 
FOOD
Wendy's Changes “Biggie” Portions to “Medium”
Changes “Humongous” to “Small” and “Jumbo” to “Lite.”
FEATURE
There have been positive developments in Iraq recently. Which of the following is not a part of these positive developments?
A ) Zarqawi killed.
B ) Cabinet positions in new government filled.
C )Civil war.
Hint: Some things are awfully easy to overlook.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Los Angeles Placing Cameras
At Busy Intersections

City hopes to raise revenue selling pics of celebrities running red lights.
Americans Rush To Beat Possible Passage of Anti- Flag-Burning Amendment
Shown: it's still legal as far as these fellas are concerned.

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