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PEOPLE
Warren Buffett to Give Away 85% Of His Fortune
To Anna Nicole Smith.
Norman Mineta Resigns
Believed to be a member of Bush's Cabinet.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Fans of “Star Trek” Filming
Own Online Versions

Production values don't compare to original, but acting is better.
 
MEDIA
Study: Young Viewers of "The Daily Show" Cynical, Less Likely to Vote
Older readers of newspapers even more cynical, never vote.
 
BUSINESS
Nestle Acquires Jenny Craig
Weight Watchers purchased by Haagen Dazs.
FDA Says Restaurants Should Reduce Size of Meals
To reduce size of customers.
SCIENCE
Study: Earth at Hottest
Point in 2000 Years

Scientists find Republicans mostly to blame.
DNA Study: More Than
Twice as Many Wild Pandas
As Previously Thought

Cheney, Scalia plan weekend panda hunt.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Nonprofit Nursing Homes,
Hospitals Deliver Better Care
Prompting warning (below).
 
WARNING: For-profit health providers may be hazardous to your health.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Bush Creates World's Largest
Marine Sanctuary in Pacific

Apparently, check from bottom trawling fleets arrived too late.
 
CORRECTION
 
We reported recently that Congress had raised the minimum wage while declining to raise their own salaries. In fact, they raised their own salaries while declining to raise the minimum wage. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.

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