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ENTERTAINMENT
Turner Broadcasting to Cut Smoking Scenes From 1500 Classic Cartoons
Replacing them with additional scenes of sadism and torture.
 
BUSINESS
Blackwater Inc.'s Mercenaries
Welcome New Opportunities
Outside Iraq

Weary of abusing Iraqis, company negotiating with U.S. Border Patrol to abuse Mexicans.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Only 3% Feel Bush Doing “Too Much” to Protect Environment
Among them, reasons vary.
SCIENCE
Archeologist: Aztecs Butchered,
Ate Spanish Invaders

May not have regarded them as gods, as previously thought.
Coming: Molecular Motors Powering Nano-Transportation Devices
Certain to make life easier for ants.
 
Japanese Scientists May Try to Bring Extinct Wooly Mammoth Back To Life
Project taking shape on remote island.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Latest Study: Even Slightly
Overweight People Face Much
Higher Risk of Premature Death

Experts advise public not to read study.
 
HIGH TECH
Latest Wi-Fi Technology Will Be Four Times Faster, Entire Cities Hot Spots
However, you will have to replace all TVs, phones, computers, other electronic devices.

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