| MEDIA |
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 CBS Caught
Using Photoshop to Make
Katie Couric Look Thinner
Later admits making
“60 Minutes”
correspondents look 20
years younger. |
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Bush Speech Accidentally
Broadcast Over CNN Anchor’s Bathroom
Chat
Apparently his mike was left on. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Mag Blasts Hollywood: No Good
Roles For Women
Or men. |
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Pluto Fired By Disney
Finds out in an email. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Key Coca-Cola Exec Joins
Clorox as CEO
Announces better-tasting New Clorox. |
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PC Makers To Discuss Battery
Standards
Once all the laptop fires have been
extinguished. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Bad News: Supervolcano Under
Yellowstone Could End Life on Planet
Good news: park would be rid, once and
for all, of snowmobiles. |
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Researchers Find Chimps
Make Great Teachers
Chimps find researchers make great
students. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Tea Healthier
Drink Than Water
Coffee healthier than tea. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week
we mistakenly reported that
President Nursultan Nazarbayev of
Kazakhstan, a tyrannical ruler
who has banned opposition
parties, intimidated the press
and been accused by U.S.
prosecutors of pocketing millions
in bribes from an American
businessman, has been invited to
visit with President Bush at his
ranch in Crawford, Texas. In
fact, he's been invited to
the Bush family compound in
Kennebunkport, Maine. We
apologize for the error. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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World Ends
Aug. 22nd
Muhammad ascends to Heaven on winged
horse. |
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