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PEOPLE
Many Think Sen. Obama Could Win Presidency in 2008
And Superman could be his running mate.
Paris Hilton Turned Away at
Hot New York Bar

Sign of "paradigm shift," says one observer.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Budget Cuts Force “Saturday Night Live” to Pare Cast
Twenty-three let go, leaving only seventy-one “Not Ready For Prime Time Players.”
Fox Creates Division to Produce
Films Aimed at Christians

And written by Jews.
 
BUSINESS
Mag: Ford, GM Had Merger Talks
Discussed building world's biggest SUV.
Cocaine Cola to Market Three New Products
Heroin Rush, Cherry Meth, Ecstasy Orange all test well with teens.
SCIENCE
Chance of Earth Being Swallowed Up By Black Hole Diminished
You can come out of the basement.
Study Finds U.S. Bias Against
Women in Science

But sees no need to get hysterical about it.
 
Model of Prehuman Called “Lucy” (right) Begins World Tour
So far reaction of public (left) seems mostly positive.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Cigarette Nicotine Levels
Rise 10% in Last 6 Years

Tobacco companies' reward to smokers for their loyalty.
CDC: 31 States Got Fatter in 2005
Only 19 states can still fit into last year's bathing suit.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Plans to Close Labs, Drop Scientists, Reduce Oversight
"Jesus is coming," says spokesperson.

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