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PEOPLE
Shiloh Jolie- Pitt, Suri Cruise Don Wigs to Avoid Paparazzi
Unsuccessfully, as it turns out.
  Mel Gibson Reportedly Drinking Again
But hasn't denied Holocaust in “over a month,” says his publicist.
Paris Hilton Not Involved in Latest Nightclub Skirmish
No reason given.
 
BUSINESS
NLRB Broadens Definition of
“Supervisor,” Ineligible for
Overtime, Union Representation

Under new guidelines, everybody is management.
IRS to Outsource Collection of Unpaid Back Taxes to Private Debt Collectors
 
  Private operators (above) get better results, says spokesman.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: One Third of American
Kids Unfit

Other two thirds unkempt.
New Research: Smoking Marijuana May Stave Off Alzheimer's
Just saying no contraindicated.
 
 
Researchers Find Taller People Earn More
Based on study of current, former NBA players.
 
SCIENCE
Brit Research: 1 in 5 Think
About Sex When Driving

1 in 15 think about driving during sex.
 
HIGH TECH
New HP, Apple Laptops Loaded
With Toxic Chemicals

So don’t stand too close to them when they burst into flames.
Gov’t Warns Windows Flaw Could
Put U.S. Infrastructure at Risk

But only if someone clicks on certain attachment.

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