Ironic Times

 NO. 322 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 13 - 19, 2006 

Nov 6
Nov 20
  MID-TERM ELECTION DELIVERS CONGRESS TO DEMOCRATS
Thousands pour into the street to celebrate.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
Maliki Shakes Up Iraqi Cabinet
Fires Defense Minister, appoints friend of his father.
Mubarak Comes Out Against
Hanging Saddam

Also comes out against hanging Mubarak.
Defense Lawyer Sues Vicente
Fox for Unpaid Fees in Money
Laundering Case

Fox: money not picked up yet from laundry.
UN: Norway, Iceland, Australia,
Ireland, Sweden Best Countries
To Live In

Based on length of happy hour.
 
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLER
 
C) Dunkirk
Partial credit also given for A) Dien Bien Phu, D) Little Big Horn, F) The Charge of the Light Brigade, G) The Alamo
U. S. NEWS
Bush, Pelosi Have Cordial
Lunch at White House

Intimate session includes only Bush, Pelosi, Pelosi's taster.
Joint Chiefs Chairman Pace
Says Iraq Strategy Under Review

Defeat, retreat, surrender, withdrawal, escape, denial all being considered.
 
 
REMINDER
  What goes around really does come around.
 
President Gives Cheney Strong Support
But has his rifle confiscated.
 
MILESTONES
Gerald Ford, 93, Becomes Longest Living Ex-President
He currently leads pack of potential Republican nominees for 08.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Bush Finally Reveals “Real Reason” For Invading Iraq
Says it was “deep-seated Oedipal hatred” of his father.
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