Ironic Times

 NO. 323 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 20 - 26, 2006 

Nov 13
Nov 27
WAR CRIMES SUIT VS. RUMSFELD, GONZALES, TENET FILED IN GERMANY
Each “regretfully” declines invitation to attend next year's Oktoberfest.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq to Train Afghan Army
Afghanistan to train Iraqi army.
Dutch Ban Wearing of
Muslim Burka in Public

Iran retaliates, bans wearing wooden shoes in public.
 
LAW
Bush Will Renominate Blocked
Judicial Candidates

Spending remaining fifty cents of his political capital.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
U.S. Building World's Largest Embassy in Baghdad's Green Zone
With world's largest rooftop helicopter landing pad.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Urges Patience on Iraq
Rome wasn't sacked in a day.
Lame Duck Congress Gets Busy
Passes legislation recognizing “contributions of the Christmas tree industry to the United States economy.”
100,000 '05 Tax Refunds Still Missing
IRS says “checks are in the mail.”
 
 
REMINDER
  The War on Christmas begins the day after Thanksgiving.
 
Plan to Partition Republican Party Into Three Autonomous Regions to Avoid Bloodshed Gains Support
Religious Fanatics in South, Gun Nuts in Mountain West, Immigration Appeasers in Northeast.
Several People Dressed in
Los Angeles Police Uniforms
Seen Abusing Suspects

No reports of any uniforms missing.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Cheney Turns State's Evidence
In return for no jail time.
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