Ironic Times

 NO. 324 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 27 - DEC 3, 2006 

Nov 20
Dec 4
  WORLD LEADERS LATEST VICTIMS OF BORAT
 
  Talked into wearing preposterous “official garment of Vietnam” by British comic, who is filming a sequel.
 
TRAVEL
Survey: U.S. Most Unfriendly
Country to Visit

Nearly one in three say that on arrival they were bound, gagged, renditioned to Egypt and tortured for months on end.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Astronaut Hits Golf Ball in Space
Shatters lens on Hubble.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Bush Plans to Bomb Iran's Nuclear Sites Next Summer
If refusing to negotiate fails.
Justice Dept. Says Convicted
Terrorists' Mail Not Being
Reviewed by Authorities

But yours is.
 
REMINDER
  This is the first day of the rest of your shopping days until Christmas.
 
Federal Hunger Report Stops Describing People as “Hungry”
Replaced by “having one hell of an appetite.”
Thieves Steal Bush Daughter's Purse
It contained his secret plan to end war.
 
POLITICS
Big Changeover in Washington
Dems now get best tables at best restaurants, more K Street cash, more free golf trips, pick of male prostitutes from top escort services.
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