Ironic Times

 NO. 327 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2006 

Dec 11
Dec 25
  WAR ON CHRISTMAS HEATS UP
 
  Shown: angry mob of Santas attacks small group of civil libertarians (not shown).
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush: Enemy in Iraq “Far
From Being Defeated”

Whoever he is.
Thousands in Chile Mourn Pinochet
Hundreds, anyway; at least dozens.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Ugly Dispute Over Billy Graham's Future Burial Site Splits Family
One son wants him stuffed and wired to greet visitors at new theme park called Grahamland; other son wants him stuffed and wired to greet visitors at new theme park called Billyland.
U. S. NEWS
Only 27% Approve of Bush's
Handling of Iraq War

And most of them work for Halliburton.
Incoming House Intelligence Committee Chair Fails Quiz on Islam
But impresses colleagues, who know even less.
  Presidential Civil Liberties
Advisory Panel Holds First
Meeting in Two Years

Under heavy surveillance.
 
 
REMINDER
  Avoid lettuce, eat plenty of chocolate.
 
Census: Americans Sit, Watch, Do Nothing 10 Hours a Day
And get 14 hours of sleep.
Court Orders Treasury to
Make Bills Recognizable to Blind

And worth something.
FBI Computer System Short of Funds
Money needed for new tubes, light bulbs, wires.
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