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FASHION
Another Embarrassment for First Lady
This time, four others show up at White House event wearing same Oscar de la Renta outfit.
Italian Designers Draft “Manifesto” Against Use of Ultra-Skinny Models
Critics call it “anorexic cleansing.”
 
SPORTS
Iraq Study Group Recommends
Changes in College Football's
BCS System

Calls for gradual phaseout of bowl games, increased training of college presidents to install fair, democratic playoffs.
NBA Returning to Non-Synthetic Ball
May also replace cheerleaders.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Drivers Give Helmeted Bicyclists Less Room
Conclusion: if you value your life, don't wear a helmet.
FEATURE
The Iraqi government, headed by Nouri al-Maliki, will remain in power:
A ) As long as it enjoys the support of the United States.
B ) Until Iran and Syria call for a new government.
C )Until next Tuesday, after lunch.
Hint: Soup and sandwiches, anyone?

“I do not think the United States wants to have U.S. military forces accept casualties and accept the responsibility of trying to govern Iraq.” Who said it, where and when?
A )Dennis Kucinich to Joe Lieberman, 2/7/03
B ) Lois Lane to Superman, 3/7/95
C )Dick Cheney to David Brinkley, 4/7/91
Hint: it was on “This Week, With David Brinkley.”

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