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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 25 - 31, 2006
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THE YEAR IN PICTURES
 
Bush Welcomes American Idol Stars to White House
Asks their advice on Iraq.
 
Dutchman Building Modern- Day Noah's Ark
Due to space limitations, species advised to book early.
 
Study: Human Sperm Use Teamwork to Reach Egg
Employ sophisticated eleven-man formations to confuse defenses.
 
Army Corps of Engineers: Rebuilt Levees Won't Hold
But they look great.
 
High Tech: Virtual Family Dinner
Now you can share an intimate meal with someone you'd just as soon not eat with in person.
      
 
Iran Test-Fires Every Missile in Arsenal
Leaving itself defenseless.
 
Navy Training Sea Mammals for Warfare
Shown: trained walrus warns nearby destroyer of approaching torpedo.
 
Mint Unveils Series of Gold First Lady Coins
Coming: platinum Presidential Mistress coins.
 
Dolphin With Legs Captured in Japan
Tries to run away twice.
 
China Being Overrun by Pandas
Years of protection blamed.

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