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 NO. 331 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 15 - 21, 2007 

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CONGRESS IN MAJOR FIGHT WITH WHITE HOUSE OVER IRAQ
Shown (left to right): Senators Feingold, Durbin, Boxer, Obama leave contentious hearing on Capitol Hill.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Forces Will Pursue “Gated
Communities” Strategy in Iraq

Residents must keep lawns mown, houses painted a color acceptable to the community board, and no gay couples.
 
EDUCATION
Naked Parties All the Rage at
Ivy League Schools

However, applicants showing up naked for interview have been rejected.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Robot Aircraft to Monitor Canadian Border
Will watch for seniors returning to U.S. with arthritis medicine.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Tries to Sell New Iraq Plan
To His Dogs

Mrs. Beasley doubts military effectiveness, Barney questions absence of any new diplomatic proposals.
774,000 Homeless in U.S.
According to survey of households.
 
REMINDER
  It's not you, it really is hotter than at any time in recorded history.
 
American Family Gets Some
Good News

More filing for bankruptcy than divorce.
Bush Will No Longer Enter
Room to “Hail to the Chief”

Henceforth: “Thus Spake Zarathustra.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Mysterious Odor Briefly Panics
New Yorkers

Later revealed as publicity stunt for new movie, Mysterious Odor From Outer Space.
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