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MISCELLANEOUS
More Restaurants Serving Food On Naked Women
And refusing service to those not properly attired.
 
LAW
  Some Prospective Jurors Think
Spector Is Guilty

Others think he did it.
 
RELIGION
  Pope: Babies Might Enter Heaven Without Baptism
There goes the neighborhood.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Remembers Jackie Robinson
For one game, allows white players to hurl racial epithets at black players.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Can you match the quotes with the source?
Source   Quote
Harry Reid   "The clock is ticking"
Robert Gates   "The war is lost"
Dick Cheney   "My ass is grass"
FEATURE
“The Good Government Fund” was established by:
A ) A watchdog group of honest citizens.
B ) Investigators from Pluto.
C ) Swift boat financier and mega Bush supporter Sam Wyly, who may be guilty of the biggest personal tax fraud in U.S. history.
Hint: “good government” depends on your point of view.

$1.6 trillion (16.2%) of all private wealth of North Americans is held in offshore accounts because:
A ) it's fun to go to the Cayman Islands and have some money there for tips.
B ) if a meteor destroys the United States, they can still afford a nice hotel somewhere.
C ) only chumps pay taxes.
Hint: for the rich, the only sure things are death and tax cheating.

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