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PEOPLE
 
Jimmie “J.J.” Walker, Ann Coulter Ham it Up at TV Land Awards
He portrayed rambunctious, girl-crazy teen on “Good Times” and she portrays hate-filled right-wing harpy on “Fox News.”
Stephen Hawking Experiences Weightlessness
Not shown: he joins Mile High Club.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Majority of Business Grad Students Cheat
Those who don't become teachers.
Historic Date: Toyota Passes
GM in Sales for 1st Time

GM president calls it “a date which will live in infamy.”
Eco-Friendly Gas Station Opens in LA
Sells Oxymoron brand gas.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Alcohol Damages Women’s
Brains Faster Than Men’s

Dick advised to finish his drink, then finish Jane’s.
4 Out of 5 Doctors Accept Food,
Drinks From Drug Companies

More than half go back to their apartment.
Study: Most Diets Fail
However, most diet books succeed.
 
World's First Cloned Dogs to Be Mated
To settle barroom bet.
 
SCIENCE
Geologists Find Mineral Identical to Kryptonite
Timing of discovery's announcement, on same day publicity campaign for Superman Returns on DVD begins, dismissed as “coincidence.”
 
RELIGION
“GodMen” Movement Encourages Manlier, More Macho Christian Men
The kind who don't turn the other cheek.

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