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ENTERTAINMENT
Oops: Melee Erupts When Star Wars, Star Trek Conventions Booked Into Same Hall
Several receive treatment for minor laser burns, neck pain from Vulcan death grip.
 
PEOPLE
Another Close Bush Adviser
Leaves White House

Barney's departure “not related” to recent attorney firings.
 
BUSINESS
Employers Nearly Double New
Jobs in May

You want fries with that?
Despite Woes, U.S. Currency Will Continue as World Standard
Also, despite its woes, U.S. culture.
Marijuana Candy Maker Sues Hershey, Nabisco, Kraft, Nestle
Claims companies market non-drug-laced candy products with “deceptively similar” names to theirs (shown).
SCIENCE
Milky Way, Andromeda Galaxies
Will Collide

Astronomers cite Murphy's Law.
Archeologists Find 2100-Year-Old Melon
In the back of your refrigerator.
 
Creation Museum Opens
Features documentary film about Earth's history by Hanna-Barbera.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Warning: Your Toothpaste
May Contain Antifreeze

And your antifreeze may contain fluoride.
 
CORRECTION
 
We erred in ascribing the term "enhanced interrogation" to the Bush Administration. In fact the term was originally used to describe interrogation methods used against insurgents and other civilians by the Nazis in 1942, and later judged to be war crimes. The techniques, and the arguments to justify their use, however, were the same as those used by the Bush Administration. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.

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