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PEOPLE
Larry Flynt Getting Hundreds of Tips About Lawmakers' Sexual Peccadilloes
So far, info has been received on 535 members of Congress.
 
BUSINESS
Kellogg to Stop Marketing Unhealthy Cereals to Children
Will pull ads for Extra Frosted Flakes, Double Candy Bar Crunch and Count Cavity.
Ford to Get Rid of Luxury Brands
Will concentrate on making cheap junkers.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
NBC Decides to Drop Reality Series Starring Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
After thinking about it.
MPAA Ratings Appearing on Internet
Warning: this website may not be suitable for young children, dogs or automated data mining programs.
SCIENCE
Space Station Computer Crashes
Tech support guy in Bangalore polite, but no help.
Scientists Developing Clothing That Monitors Your Health
Underwear beeps when you're due for checkup.
 
 
10-Year Project to Digitally Recreate Ancient Rome Confirms Theory
That Rome wasn't digitally recreated in a day.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Rejects Anti-Pot Pill Linked to
Suicidal Thoughts, Depression

Which can only be treated with pot.
 
CORRECTION
 
We reported that estimated profits at Wal- Mart have risen to $3 billion this year. In fact, it is shoplifting and employee theft which has risen to $3 billion. We apologize for the error.

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