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PEOPLE
England: Royal Budget Slashed
Among those let go: Queen's chauffeur.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Studios Rush Films Into
Production as Strike Looms

Audiences asked to be patient during period of lousy movies.
TV: Ann Coulter Signed by
Fox for '09 Special

She'll host “Hitler's 120th Birthday Party.”
 
BUSINESS
Markets Continue to Soar
Along with pessimism about planet's future.
Man Pays $650,100 to Have Lunch With Warren Buffett
Includes choice of soup or salad, beverage; dessert extra.
SCIENCE
NASA Expects to Have Twice as Much Room as Needed on Space Station
May convert it to timeshare for millionaires.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bush Nominee for Surgeon General: Homosexuals Can Be Cured
Cites Ted Haggard, Anne Heche.
 
Study: Adding Rum, Vodka, Tequila to Fruits Boosts Antioxidants
Important part of well-balanced breakfast.
 
Video Games Not an Addiction,
Say Doctors

No more addictive than painkillers.
 
LAW
High Court, 5-4, Overturns Constitution
Rules 1787 document not original intent of Founders.

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