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PEOPLE
Al Gore's Son Arrested Going 100 MPH in Prius
Uses only two gallons during hourlong high-speed chase.
 
MEDIA
Stunner: Saddam Planned,
Financed 9/11 Attack

According to 41% of public in latest Newsweek poll.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Worldwide Concert Planned
Dozens of top performers hope to raise public's awareness of yet-to-be-announced cause.
 
BUSINESS
Construction of Baghdad Embassy Plagued With Problems, Delays
State Dept. blames unanticipated number of workplace injuries.
SCIENCE
Study: Chimps Can Be Selfless, Altruistic
But most found sorely lacking in social graces.
71% Believe Global Warming
Natural Occurrence

Like Mt. Rushmore.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA to Change Handling of
Safety Issues

“Every Man for Himself” policy should reduce red tape.
Study: Milk Chocolate Boosts
Brain Power

Research, funded by Almond Joy Foundation, follows earlier study by Mounds Laboratories that found dark chocolate fights heart disease.
 
CORRECTION
 
We mistakenly reported that the EPA is enforcing severe penalties on thousands of factory farms for fouling the air and water with animal excrement, amounting to $27,500 a day for past and future violations. In fact, the EPA is exempting the factory farms from those penalties. We apologize for the confusion.

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