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PEOPLE
World's Tallest Man Meets World's Smallest Man
Meeting arranged by Mutt & Jeff Society, a nonprofit group.
 
BUSINESS
AOL Settles Suit, Agrees to Make It Easier for Customers to Drop Service
But warns against it, for health reasons.
 
MARKETING
RAND Suggests “We Will
Help You” as PR Campaign
For U.S. Military Abroad

“We will help you” start your own civil war, “we will help you” give us your oil.
 
ADVERTISING
Diaper Ad That Uses Beatles' “All You Need is Love” Infuriates Fans
Most felt “When I'm 64” more appropriate.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Eating Fruits, Vegetables No Benefit in Preventing Cancer
Did somebody say McDonald's?
 
Alcohol- Monitoring Ankle Bracelets All the Rage in Hollywood
Miniaturized transmitters alert paparazzi as soon as stars exceed legal limit.
 
SCIENCE
Scientists Build Computer That
Can't Lose at Checkers

It will initially be used to humiliate old men in public parks.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we reported the White House was disappointed with the National Intelligence Estimate which concluded that Al Qaeda had reconstituted and regenerated itself and posed a greater threat than at any time since 9/11. We should have said the White House was “pleased” with the findings. We regret the error.

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