| SPORTS |
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Brewers Activate Hank Aaron
Team says move “has nothing to do”
with Barry Bonds's assault on home run record. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
How Our Government Works
There are three branches of government: the
Executive, The Legislative, and the Judicial.
The Legislative and Judicial branches both
report to the Executive (see chart). Underneath
are various other parts of the government,
like the Department of Justice, the
Federal Courts, and the Republican Party,
who all report to the Office of the President,
who reports to the Office of the Vice
President.
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| FEATURE |
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| Reaction in the Middle
East to Bush’s call for a peace conference
can best by compared to: |
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A ) | a wet noodle. |
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B ) | a big yawn. |
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C ) | the audience's
response to “Springtime For Hitler.” |
| Hint: Winter for Poland and France. |
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| RELIGION |
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Archdiocese of LA Pays Out $660 Million
in Sex Abuse Scandal
May have to spend less on stained glass and
vestments. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Easy
Bake Ovens Recalled Again
Light bulb has tendency to explode, spreading
toxic mercury throughout house, neighborhood. |
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