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PEOPLE
Castro, in Rare Appearance, Plugs Greenspan's Book Calls it “riveting, brisk page-turner,” praises former Fed chief's “exuberancia irracional.”
 
ANIMALS
Alex, Famous Parrot With Large Vocabulary, Dies
Last words: “He's not dead, he's probably pining for the fjords.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Five Found Guilty of Murders
Portrayed in Movie
Casino
Break in case came when audience member spotted something suspicious.
 
BUSINESS
Minimum to Make Forbes 400
Jumps to $1 Billion

Millionaires outraged.
Toyota Unveils Latest Models
Also, a small car.
SCIENCE
Study: Our Eyes Uncontrollably Drawn to Good-Looking People
Otherwise we'd never watch the news.
World's Languages Dying Off Rapidly
English already gone.
 
Study: May-December Couples Prolong Human Lifespan
Society should surround its elderly men with young, nubile women one-fourth their age, it concludes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Common Air Fresheners
May Affect Human Reproductive Development

But keep your living room smelling “ fresh as a pine forest.”
 
HIGH TECH
National Animal Identification
System Bill Would Implant
Tracking Chips in Every Farm
Animal in America

Bill backed by tracking chip makers, opposed by farm animals.

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