| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Hollywood
Braces for Crippling Writers
Strike
Producers will generate scripts
by hiring an infinite number of
monkeys. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Big Shift to Ethanol Having
An Impact on Consumers
Many Americans can no longer afford
Fritos. |
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Dow Surges to New Record
We're all rich. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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 E-Mails
Offering Nude Pics of Angelina
Jolie Cause 80% of Computer Viruses
Other 20% caused by nude pics of Brad
Pitt. |
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Computers That Read Minds in
Development
And they don't like what they're reading. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Ancient Floods Split Britain
From Europe Delaying
Migration 120,000 Years
That and the lousy food. |
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Study: Playing With Blocks
Helps
Children Develop Language Skills
Like, “That’s my block.” |
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 World
Marks 50th Anniversary of
Sputnik
And 49th anniversary of
beatniks. |
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Scientist Uses Radio Frequencies
To Burn Salt Water
Hired by Halliburton, relocated to
Uzbekistan, killed in hunting accident. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Americans Miss 1.3 Billion
Days of Work Due to Depression, Anxiety,
PTSD, Social Phobia, Bi-Polar Disorder,
Agoraphobia, Panic, Substance Abuse
And the playoffs. |
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