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PEOPLE
Ann Coulter Booed Off Stage for Offensive Comments
Forced to cut short speech to American Nazi Party.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Late Colombian Drug Cartel Kingpin Pablo Escobar Subject of Two Biopics
Bump biopics about Mother Teresa.
Kiefer Sutherland Will Serve
30 Days on DUI Charge

Terror Alert Level raised to orange.
 
BUSINESS
Some Companies Introduce
“Zero E-Mail Fridays”

Following success of “No Lunch Break Thursdays.”
Honda’s Puyo Changes Color To
Communicate With Driver

Green when happy, well-cared for, purple when envious of other cars.
New Type of Currency Being Developed for Use in Space
Specially designed for zero-gravity vending machines.
SCIENCE
Nobel Prize Goes to Hard
Disk Pioneers

Because of them, more data can be packed into less space, lost in less time.
11,000-Year-Old Wall Painting
Found in Syria Is World’s Oldest

Taggers responsible arrested, wall painted over.
 
Powerful Allen Telescope Array Begins Search for Alien Civilizations
And their oil.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Most Lipsticks Contain Lead
Billions and billions of kisses recalled.
Study: 40% of Patients Don’t Know What Drugs They’re Taking
What day it is, who is the president, their ass from their elbow.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Insurance Companies Offer Discounts for Teen Drivers if Parents Install Video Camera in Car
Parents would prefer camera in back seat.

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