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PEOPLE
Cheney, Obama 8th Cousins
Look for fireworks at Thanksgiving dinner.
Imus Returns to Radio
“Don Imus's Hoedown” will be carried by 450 stations.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Links California
Fires to Al Qaeda

Then backs off, placing blame on Iran.
FEMA Holds Another Fake News Conference
This time to answer planted questions about how it's dealing with mess.
SCIENCE
Report: Monkeys, Apes Could
Soon Be Extinct

Bonzo blames Reagan.
Study: Alzheimer’s Memory Loss
Faster Among Better Educated

But authors can't remember why.
 
Scientists Breed See-Through Frogs
To gross out girl scientists.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Obesity Becoming Global Epidemic
Although planet prefers term “big-boned.”
Study: Sleep Deprivation Leads to
Overreaction to Bad Experiences

Such as beatings, waterboarding, sexual humiliation.
Bad News: Alcohol Impairs
Hearing in Short Term

Good news: other drunks at party won’t understand what you’re saying.

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